Night Full of Laughs
As I walk in the room of the party the first person I see is Peter Griffin. His face looks like that of confusion and mystery. As I’m getting closer I see Peter has a beer in his hand like always, probably almost drunk. I ask Peter, “How is your family?”
“Well Louis is mad at me but I do not know why, she tried talking to me when I was watching the game but she should know by now I’m not listening to her when the game is on.”
I laughed and murmured “Yea she should know that it’s her fault!”
“YEAH!” Peter exclaimed. As he stumbled off his own drunken feet, and almost fell on a dog walking by, but I luckily I swooped in and caught him.
“Well how is Stewie?” I asked. As I see one of the other guess cut in front of Gabriel in the buffet line. This is not going to be good I hope Gabriel doesn’t get to mad, I remember what happened to the last guy that cut in front of him in line.
“I don’t know.” Peter says in confusion, “He is here somewhere.”
“Oh, really? I exclaimed. “I will have to go find him. Thanks Peter!” I look back over to see Gabriel launching the guy that cut in front of him out of the line and into the wall. Wow, he really loves his cake. I see a small baby scamper across the floor. “Stewie!” I yelled.
“What in the heck, who said my named?”
“Hey Stewie, it’s me Jason, this is my party!”
“Kaboom!” I look around and Peter had tripped over Stewie. Well I thought to myself I guess I can’t save Peter all the time. Note to myself next time I have a party and Peter is coming make sure there is no alcohol. Well darn now I don’t get to talk to Stewie I don’t think he is feeling too well after having Peter fall on him. I turned back around and I see this massive man. He must have been six foot, four inches tall. He was making me look small! It’s Ndamukong Suh. “What’s up, Suh? I love watching you play!” I exclaimed. With a gracious look on his face he said,
“Not too much, just having fun at this party!”
“Well I’m glad you are having a good time! So what is your secret?”
“There’s not anything really man, it is just a lot of hard work and determination.”
“Well thank you, Suh! I will see you later.”
As I walked away from this giant of a man, I hear “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!”
It was Larry the cable guy! Larry looked like he was so relaxed and having lots of fun! The whole time that I talked with Larry. I couldn’t stop laughing and smiling. I turn around to walk away and I hear “Boom! Boom! Boom!” I stumble and almost fall over and when I regain my balance I looked up “BAM!” It was Gabriel Iglesias the biggest funny guy I know. Just remember don’t cut in front of him in the buffet line. I wonder how big this guy is. Well next time I might have to get more food these 4 huge guys almost ate all of it and it’s only been 10 mins into the party.
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